Tony Orlando

Tony Orlando is a self-described supermodel genius who can be found acting, writing and crossdressing throughout Chicago. When he is not desperately seeking the approval of strangers, Tony can usually be found in the fetal position watching The Golden Girls while his loved ones unsuccessfully try to calm the anxiety monster he calls Karen that rages inside of him. Without Karen, his loved ones, dog Potato and Nilkki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray – Tony would most likely be a politician, CPA or unemployed. You can follow his more successful IRL personality disorder Abortia De Rossi on Instagram @Abotiaderossi and then you can give her all your money.

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