Sara “Dirks” Dirks is from Ankeny, Iowa, the birthplace of the cookie-cutter home. She is honored to be a part of Splatter Theater, as slowly bleeding is something she has been training for once a month since she turned 15. She has studied at The Annoyance Theater, Second City and The Upright Citizens Brigade and is a member of 2 indie teams, Nobody’s Babies and Tetherball. She thanks her friends, family and ____________ (your name here) for supporting her. Follow Dirks on Instagram at @wilddirky but please refrain from following her in real life.