Samantha Selby is a comedian from Wilmington Delaware and a vegan. The latter information isn’t relevant, however, it’s best that you recognize now that she’s better than you. Currently 1/6 of the improv group Orange Monday, 1/2 of Tiny Freaks, and 1 total bitch. Friends and teammates describe Selby as “very rude” when she is inebriated, ”malicious” when she is hungover, and “apathetic” when she is sober. A serial purveyor of mendacity, Selby likes to spend her free time winning arguments against white men. Follow her arguments and shenanigans @selbysucks.