Mark Belden

Mark Belden is excited to be making his stage debut. After forty years of collecting disability for a number of ailments, he decided it was no longer worth the time and fuss required to prove to those insurance snoops what they know damn well to be the truth. The only choice left to him, in his physically atrophied state, was to take up the undemanding profession of acting. Please keep the stage door clear post-performance, as he doesn’t wish to seem litigious. Mark always wanted to punch tickets on the streetcar when he grew up, but damned if they didn’t take that away just as he was eligible to join the union.