Hi, Ladies. I’m Justin Side. (wink). I was born on a boat in the middle of Lake Titicaca and raised in Knob Lick, Missouri. I’m a natural born leader and lover. We can play Controlla Drake style if you want. Or you can just sit on me. I don’t care. I love inside activities. I love everything. HARD. I was almost a doctor, but got too distracted by sexy bodies, so I dropped out of medical school and now I perform sketch comedy and also write lyrics for House Music. I study anatomy on my own time now and I believe the most delicious fruit in the world is the mango. Do you want to watch me eat one?