Jon Matteson is an actor and comedian living in Chicago, but dreaming in jolly ol’ London. He used to perform on cruise ships with The Second City Theatricals, and now splits his time between doing shows at the Annoyance, making silly videos online (at www.jonmatteson.com or on youtube), and fixing phones at the Apple Store, and also spending time with his girlfriend, and also drinking tea, and working out sometime. This pie is split 8 ways. Or maybe 7? He’s also allergic and terrified of wasps, but loves bees and thinks we need to protect them.