Double Feature: “You Piece of Shit, You Were Always Like A Brother to Me” & “Ryan Kappmeyer Is Not A Cop”

Directed by Ryan Kappmeyer

Monday @ 8:00 | Small Theatre


About the Show

You know the feeling you get when you catch 20 ought feet of air off a sand dune in your 150cc Kandi? It’s a hell of a thrill and 10/10 you’re going to shit your pants. This high octane solo show is birthed from a love for wolves and a true admiration for Tony Hawk, aka the mind of William Forrester Woods and Ryan Daniel Kappemeyer. This is not some introspective thought piece frothing at the gash for validation. This show is a wildfire, a conversion of realms, a celebration of the fertility in us all. They’ll say “THIS IS MADNESS” to which we reply “This is: You piece of shit, you were always like a brother to me” and “Ryan Kappmeyer is not a cop”

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The People

Ryan Kappmeyer, Director

Ryan is extremely excited and terrified to put up his first solo show at his favorite sketch theater in the city, The Annoyance. Ryan hails from the painfully normal suburb of Homewood, Illinois. Outside seeing him perform “Ryan Kappmeyer Is … Continue reading Ryan Kappmeyer

Cast Members